Insult Sms

Sometimes, my mind asks. 

Why I miss you? Why I care for you? 

Why I remember you? Why I text you? 

Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! 

Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) 

Who Wants 2 B A

£MILLIONAIRE£

 Let's play?

Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt

B.Wanker

C.Rsole

D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you! 

Press Down if u think u r MAD.

I can't Believe u Did That!

Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!

Why u Still Doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!! 

Your network tariff has changed! 

Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. 

The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! 

I saw U on ROAD today. 

U were lukin SO fine, 

Ur face SO divine, 

Ur walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: 

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! 

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

No???

Quickly see your driving license. 

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. 

They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. 

I suggest them ur name. 

They said -We cannot disturb our boss. 

You=lovely

You=perfect

You=beautiful

You=amazing

You=sweet

You=cute

You=genius

You=fantastic

You=fabulous

Me=liar 

Forest king Virappan died last week. 

In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. 

Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did. 

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Mouse

BIRD

Monkey

Haila...! U 2 

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna See u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

Your network tariff has changed!

Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.

The smaller the cheaper!

Congrats You can make free calls! 

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

They said,

“We want 2 disturb some good person.”

I suggest them your name.

They said,

“We cannot disturb our boss.

”Press down if you think you are MAD,

I can’t believe u did that!

Again?

For God Sake!

Why u still doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE: