Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p
Happy Father’s day
ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________
“Interesting Confusions”
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.
The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.
Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”
Difference Between
POETRY & LECTURE
Any Word Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"
&
Anything Said By Wife Is "Lecture"
Nobody Teaches
Volcanoes 2 Erupt
Tsunamis 2 Arise
Hurricanes 2 Sway Around
N
No-One Teaches How 2 Choose A Wife.
''The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking
Truth Is That You Don't Have To Remember
What You Said". (Francis Becon)
A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!
1) I'm Sorry
2) It's My Fault
&
3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.
But,Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part.
We Always Work For Making Better Tomorow
When Tomorow Comes
Instead Of Enjoying
We Again Start Thinking For Better Tomorow
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p
Happy Father’s day
ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.
ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_
ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________
“Interesting Confusions”
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.
The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.
Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”
Difference Between
POETRY & LECTURE
Any Word Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"
&
Anything Said By Wife Is "Lecture"
Nobody Teaches
Volcanoes 2 Erupt
Tsunamis 2 Arise
Hurricanes 2 Sway Around
N
No-One Teaches How 2 Choose A Wife.
''The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking
Truth Is That You Don't Have To Remember
What You Said". (Francis Becon)
A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!
1) I'm Sorry
2) It's My Fault
&
3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.
But,Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part.
We Always Work For Making Better Tomorow
When Tomorow Comes
Instead Of Enjoying
We Again Start Thinking For Better Tomorow
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