Fool Sms

 Fool Sms

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


I want U to know that U are very important to me,

It's impossible for me to live without U 

even 4 a second! U r my life &

I can feel U everywhere.... 

DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...



We've known each other for quite a while now, 

do u think we can b more than friends? 

cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?



I want to suck you... lick you... 

wanna move my tongue all over you...

wanna feel you in my mouth...

yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.



Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."


Today, tommorow and forever 

there will be one heart 

that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel 

that u have lost everything, 

I’ll come, hold ur hand, 

take u 4 walk on a bridge and 

show u where 2 jump from.



MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, 

ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, 

JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.


Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.



When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.  



Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study.