Happy New Year SMS

Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.


God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only
Today But Throughout Life
 That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best U ve Ever Spend.



Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

Festival Sms

Ram Navami SMS

May Lord Ram shower his blessings on you.
Happy Ram Navami


“Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”.
Wish you be accompanied with auspiciousness
& blessings of Ram Navami.

Aise raghunandan ko, hamara pranam hai
Aapko aur apke parivaar ko Ram Navami ki
haardik shubhkaamnaye.

Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur Bharat ji ka tyaag hum
sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey
Happy Ramnavmi.

Deen Bandhu Dukh Taran Kosladhes
Ram Kisi Bhanti Bhaji, Rakhan Ki Riti Taji
Happy Ramnavami


Ram ji ki jyoti se noor milta hai
Sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai
Jo bhi jata hai ram ji ke dwar
Kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
"Happy Ram Navami".



Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar,
Suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
Chanda ki chandni,apano ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko
Ramanavami ka tyohar.


Let us pray sacred mantras, in the praise of eternal savior:
"Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram". Wish you be accompanied
with auspiciousness and blessings of Rama Navami



Ram jinka naam hai, Ayodhya jinka dhaam hai,
Aise Raghunandan ko, hamara pranam hai,
Aapko aur apke parivaar ko Ram Navami ki
haardik shubhkaamnaye.


Ramnavami encourages equility and universal brotherhood.

Toung Twister Sms

She offered him Honour.

He honoured her offer.

Then the whole night,

in honour of her offer.

He was “on her” and “off her”.

The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick'

This is the world's hardest tongue twister.. According to guiness book of world records..

TRY IT...!!:-)

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. 

Said the flea, "Let us fly!" 

Said the fly, "Let us flee!" 

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Wood Chuck 

If a wood chuck could chuck wood, 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, 

If a woodchuck could chuck wood. 

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood 

as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Mr. See's Saw 

Mr. See had a saw 

and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw 

Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw 

before Soar saw See

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn”t the thought

I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been

the thought I thought, I wouldn”t have thought so much.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly

“Oh what should we do”

Said the flea” Let us fly

Said the fly”Let us flee”

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Festival Sms

Ram Navami SMS

May Lord Ram shower his blessings on you.
Happy Ram Navami


“Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram”.
Wish you be accompanied with auspiciousness
& blessings of Ram Navami.

Aise raghunandan ko, hamara pranam hai
Aapko aur apke parivaar ko Ram Navami ki
haardik shubhkaamnaye.

Sita maa ka dhairya
Lakshmana ji ka tej aur Bharat ji ka tyaag hum
sabko jeevan ki seekh deta rahey
Happy Ramnavmi.

Deen Bandhu Dukh Taran Kosladhes
Ram Kisi Bhanti Bhaji, Rakhan Ki Riti Taji
Happy Ramnavami


Ram ji ki jyoti se noor milta hai
Sabke dilo ko shurur milta hai
Jo bhi jata hai ram ji ke dwar
Kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.
"Happy Ram Navami".



Bajre ki roti, aam ka achar,
Suraj ki kirne, khushiyo ki bahar,
Chanda ki chandni,apano ka pyar,
Mubarak ho aapko
Ramanavami ka tyohar.


Let us pray sacred mantras, in the praise of eternal savior:
"Om Sri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram". Wish you be accompanied
with auspiciousness and blessings of Rama Navami



Ram jinka naam hai, Ayodhya jinka dhaam hai,
Aise Raghunandan ko, hamara pranam hai,
Aapko aur apke parivaar ko Ram Navami ki
haardik shubhkaamnaye.


Ramnavami encourages equility and universal brotherhood.

New Year Sms

 Happy New Year SMS

Before the golden sun sets,
old calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed


For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.


God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only
Today But Throughout Life
 That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best U ve Ever Spend.



Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!

Good PickUp Lines

Get Well Soon Sms

Fool Sms

 Fool Sms

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!


I want U to know that U are very important to me,

It's impossible for me to live without U 

even 4 a second! U r my life &

I can feel U everywhere.... 

DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...



We've known each other for quite a while now, 

do u think we can b more than friends? 

cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?



I want to suck you... lick you... 

wanna move my tongue all over you...

wanna feel you in my mouth...

yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.



Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."


Today, tommorow and forever 

there will be one heart 

that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!


If ever in your life u r very sad n feel 

that u have lost everything, 

I’ll come, hold ur hand, 

take u 4 walk on a bridge and 

show u where 2 jump from.



MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, 

ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, 

JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADHIVASI.


Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.



When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.  



Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study.

Birthday Sms

wishing u a day soft as silk...

white as milk...

sweet as honey&full of money.

may all ur dreams come true...

HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Its a nice feeling when someone thinks about u,

but it feels much better when u know that someone

 never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY"..!

Happy birthday my true love 

Your beauty stems from up above 

Sweetest smile and kindest heart 

Like a priceless piece of precious art.

A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:-

Define BIRTHDAY ?

The only day in ur life, when you cried and that 

made your mom HAPPY.

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.

Your heart understood when I needed a friend.

Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.

Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.

Happy Birthday

I know just the person who needs

“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.

Don’t worry it isn’t you!

You are the best dad in world..

Happy Birthday Dad!

One tree can start a forest,

One smile can start a friendship

One touch can show love and care

One person like you can make life worth living!

Happy Birthday Dear

A perfect gift for u!

Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,

Non-taxable, silent performance,

Extremely personal, fully returnable

It’s a SMILE from me to u on your Birthday!

Happy Birthday

In soft gleaming of stars….

may all ur dreams come true,

may evry star of every night bring love and joy to you

Happy Birthday …….

Life is very short,

So enjoy every moment,

Dont lose your confidence

Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday

Some people like sunday,

Some people like monday,

However i just like only one day,

Its your birthday?

Happy Birthday!

It must have been a rainy day

when you were born,

but it wasnt really rain,

the sky was crying because

it lost his most beautiful angel

happy birthday dear friend

Broken Heart Sms

Some Battles Have To Be Fought Alone, 

Some Paths Have To Be Crossed Alone, 

So Never Be Emotionally Attached With Anyone. 

You Never Know When You Have To Walk Alone

Wen A Very Sweet N Close Person 

Goes Too Far Frm Us, 

We May Say Or Not Say 

But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart: 

"U Made Me Alone.."

Nice Saying: 

Every Heart Has A Pain 

Only D Way Of Xpression IS Diferent 

Some Hide IT IN Eyes 

While Some Hide IN Der Smile

The Worst Feeling Isn't 

Being Lonely ... 

Its Being Forgotten By 

Someone You Could 

Never Forget ... 

' LoSt DeSiRe '

Every Person Around You Is 

Going To Hurt U At Some Point Of Time.. 

But Its Upto U To Decide What Is Important.. 

THE Pain Or THE Person..!

"Separation" 

Is A Wound 

That 

No One Can "Heal" 

But 

"Rememberance" 

Is A Gift 

That 

No One Can "Steal" 

Keep Your Memories Intact

Loving 100 

Wrong Persons 

May Not Even 

AFFECT Ur Life. 

But Hating 1 Right Person 

Will Leave U A Broken HEART 

Throughout.. 

Ur LIFE

Bitterly Crying Words:- 

One Day You Will Look Back 

& Think 

Damn!! 

That Girl Really Did Love Me..

What is more painful?

When a person whom you trust, hurts you;

Or

The person whom you hurt, still trusts you?

Just

Think…..!

The hardest thing that you have to deal with

everytime you find someone new,

is when you find out that person isn’t even interested in you

A broken heart is like a dog bite.

The pain will go away,

but the scar will last forever

I cannot erase from my heart

sweet memories of you

thy tongue sharp as a dart

my poor heart eschew.

Have u ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit

and u just pull the scar off of it over and over again...

I’m A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreams 
Its A Boulevard 
That I’m Searching For These Stars Are 
All So Dull Its The Moon 
That I’m Searching For Happiness Is 
So Angry At Me Its Life 
That I’m Searching For There Is
A Crowd Around Me...

Insult Sms

Sometimes, my mind asks. 

Why I miss you? Why I care for you? 

Why I remember you? Why I text you? 

Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! 

Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =) 

Who Wants 2 B A

£MILLIONAIRE£

 Let's play?

Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:

A.Cunt

B.Wanker

C.Rsole

D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?

Ring me! I will tell you! 

Press Down if u think u r MAD.

I can't Believe u Did That!

Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!

Why u Still Doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!! 

Your network tariff has changed! 

Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. 

The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls! 

I saw U on ROAD today. 

U were lukin SO fine, 

Ur face SO divine, 

Ur walk SO perfect.

My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: 

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! 

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?

No???

Quickly see your driving license. 

Two devils came in 2 my dreams. 

They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. 

I suggest them ur name. 

They said -We cannot disturb our boss. 

You=lovely

You=perfect

You=beautiful

You=amazing

You=sweet

You=cute

You=genius

You=fantastic

You=fabulous

Me=liar 

Forest king Virappan died last week. 

In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. 

Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did. 

Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..

Mouse

BIRD

Monkey

Haila...! U 2 

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….

I just miss u …..

Whenever i miss u ….

I just wanna See u ….

Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

Your network tariff has changed!

Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.

The smaller the cheaper!

Congrats You can make free calls! 

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

They said,

“We want 2 disturb some good person.”

I suggest them your name.

They said,

“We cannot disturb our boss.

”Press down if you think you are MAD,

I can’t believe u did that!

Again?

For God Sake!

Why u still doing it?

Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE:

Sardar Sms

Cool Sms

“Flowers” are very soft,
do not “Touch” them with hard hands…

Similarly

“Feelings” are like soft flowers,
do not “Touch” them with harsh words…



When God gives us ‘NO’
for an answer Keep in mind
that there is a much greater ‘YES’ behind it.
His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’
:-)



If My tomorrow never comes
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ might have Sa¡d
‘I M sorry’ for all the Th¡ngs ¡ did Or didn,T Do
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever ¡gnored you
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
‘I M sorry’ ¡f ¡ ever thought ¡ was bigger Or better than you
‘I M sorry’ for everything wrong ¡ have ever done
I M Wr¡t¡ng Th¡s becoz ¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. ..





Commitment doesn’t mean sticking to a person
when you don’t have any option,
it means keeping a relation with someone
even though you ve lots of options.




Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..





Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!




An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.




Smile a while and while you smile,
Smile another smile, And soon there will be miles and
miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish ur day is full of smile.



Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat..
Sweet words r nice 2 say..
But sweet people r really hard 2 find..
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!




Heartbeats are countless,
spirits are ageless,
 dreams are endless,
memories are timeless
A friend like YOU shameless.
Oops . Sorry priceless!!




I have a little angel flying around with a hammer,
each person she hits get a little bit of my love...
I hope she beats the hell out of you...!


 

u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.
It is divided into left and right.
In the left part nothing is right and
In right part nothing is left.



 

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone
An hour to like someone a day to love someone
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone



 

Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!



 

Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly,
always smiling,forgive easily,
 hold no grudges and keep no malice.
 Send thisto a nice person.
I just did

Hindi Sms

Romantic Sms

Kiss Sms

Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.
kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated



what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
 KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...
lets not get carried away!



Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!




If luvin' was aginst the law,
And kissin' was a crime,i would gladly
Spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.





I've been thinking about u and me..
If we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
Then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!



The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass but you my
friend may kiss my lips!!





What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation
For lower invasion, that will lead to further
Penetation,in fast acceleration that will build
The next generation.

Care Sms

I Sent my care to the wind
And asked the wind to pass them to you
So when you feel the wind blowing against your face
That’s me saying take care and keep smiling..


 

When god opened the window of heaven,
He saw me and asked: What is your wish for today?
I said: “Lord please take care of the
Cute one who is reading my SMS…


 

If i cud pull down the rainbow, i wud write ur name on it & put
it back in de sky 2 let every one should know hw colourful my life is with
a frnd like you........



 

Before YOU came in my life,
i just need Food, Water & Oxygen to live.
But now including these, i need 2 more things to be alive.
They are YOUR LOVE & CARE!!!




I think U r very careless!!!
U come & leave things behind!!!!
See now what u have left??
U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....



 

Friendship is a language spoken by heart...
not written on paper, not given by pledge...
it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...



 

If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

Funny sms

Pay My Regards To Ur Father
Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child,
What A Stamina He Has Got..
I Salute Ur Father:p

Happy Father’s day




ECG if u go out with wife
/l__,-.__/\_,_,-.

ECG if u go out with girlfriend
_/l_/l_/l_/l_/\_/\_

ECG if wife catches u with girlfriend…
/\________





“Interesting Confusions”

1. Can u cry under water?

2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

4. What do u call a male lady bird?

5. Why is it called building when it’s already built?

6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

7. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why banks have branches?

8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

9.Why doesn’t glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!






Height Of Illiteracy:

You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
.
.
.
.
And
Make A Spelling Mistake.






The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.




Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..”






Difference Between
POETRY & LECTURE


Any Word Said By Girlfriend Is "Poetry"

&

Anything Said By Wife Is "Lecture"





Nobody Teaches
Volcanoes 2 Erupt
Tsunamis 2 Arise
Hurricanes 2 Sway Around
N
No-One Teaches How 2 Choose A Wife.





''The Greatest Advantage Of Speaking
Truth Is That You Don't Have To Remember
What You Said". (Francis Becon)




A Good Apology Has 3 Parts!
1) I'm Sorry
2) It's My Fault
&
3) What Can I Do To Make It Right.

But,Most Of The People Misses The 3rd Part.





We Always Work For Making Better Tomorow

When Tomorow Comes
Instead Of Enjoying
We Again Start Thinking For Better Tomorow

Good Night Sms

Saying gudnite is not just putting

an end to a day.Its a way of saying ,

I remember u before i go 2 sleep.

Hope u can feel the care that goes with it….

GOOD NIGHT




 

Since your eyes are looking tired…

Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours.

Happy journey into the world of dreams..

GOOD NIGHT !




Dreams touch your heart and soul,

it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.

Hope U’ll have the sweetest dream tonight…

Good Night




Night is longer than day

for those who DREAM

&

day is longer than night

for those who make their

DREAMS come true.

Wish you Good Night & Sweet Dreams!





Do not count what u have lost.

Just see what u have now,

because past never comes back

but sometimes future can give

u back ur lost things! ‘good night‘.





A day is going to end again.

It is nice to have a friend like U

making my everyday seems so great.

Thank U my good friend lastly

good night n sweet dreams…


 

10 Msgs 4u

1 Hi

2 Hello

3 I miss U

4 HrU?

5 Hope Ur fine

6 Keep smiling

7 Take care

8 God Bles U

9 B happy
10 GOOD NIGHT